This airplane is experiencing a lot of turbulence and headwind. Please fasten your seatbelts and wait for further instruction. While we attempt to make this landing, please remain calm at all times. We are professionals and we know what we are doing. However, you may need to follow safety precautions if the issue persists.

Airplane cat is attempting to land

Preparing to land in 3… 2… 1… *whoosh*. Take a look at this cute scrungy cat!